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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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