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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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