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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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