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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺
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