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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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