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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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