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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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