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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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