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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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