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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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