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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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