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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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