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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗
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