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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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