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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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