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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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