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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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