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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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