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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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