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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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