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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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