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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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