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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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