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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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