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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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