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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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