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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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