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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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