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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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