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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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