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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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