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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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