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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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