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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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