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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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