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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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