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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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