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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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