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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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