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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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