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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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