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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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