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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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