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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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