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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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