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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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