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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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