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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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