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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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