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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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