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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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