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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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