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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Imogen
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Stella
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻
a hyena 🐺
a hippo 🦛
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a pufferfish 🐡
a velociraptor 🦖
a lynx 😺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a lion 🦁
a cheetah 😺
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