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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Imogen
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Gus
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a turkey 🦃
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cheetah 😺
a hippo 🦛
a velociraptor 🦖
a lion 🦁
a lynx 😺
a wild boar 🐗
a bull 🐮
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